I was talking to this cutie yesterday morning. We talked about where we live and what we do for a living. I asked him if he lifted weights and he said that he did, daily. I explain that I used to but that I stopped about five years age. No big deal, just chatting about simple little things. I told him I needed to get ready for work and he said that he might drop me a line on instant messenger one day. I told him that would be fine and I'll take to ya later. Oh and by the way, I said, my name is Teri and he said that his was Kenny. No big deal...Right?
I get home from work and Shandi is just busting at the seams for me to see something on my computer. I'm telling her, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a minute I want to catch Lew before he goes off to bed." She's telling me to look at the message...come on look...can you see it...? read it, read it...NO, NO, NO, out loud. At this point I'm saying, "WHAT!?" She says, "Pleeaaasssee I want you to read it." And so I look at it. "What the hell," was my response to the end of the IM. "YES," she says, "that's what I was wanting to know and how does he start so that he ends with this."
This is the message:
BUZZ!!!
m_p000: hi honey im here for you wow from the first time i met u i knew that my long search has finally ended
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
m_p000: Sending you my love with words spoken true From the depths of my heart I send them to you Like petals of a rose is the touch of your face
I can feel it every time remember that i ve just met my long search missing rib ur sweet looking face is like sweet dripping honey
Feels like butterflies swirlin' inside of my tummy The warmth of your face
is like a torch of fire The tingling inside makes me burn with desire
So I just wanna say my love for you is true Along with these words
I wanna say "I Love You"
Merry Christmas
from kenny
What the hell!
Shandi, will you stop laughing!!!
5 comments:
Haaaaa haaaaaa I can't stop laughing. I think it should be a law... CRAZY PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TO LOOK CRAZY!!! Then it hit me... duuuuuhhhhhh.... that's probably not even him. He obviously pulled that photo off the internet.
I'm dying to see how you're gonna handle this. I bet you'll hit ignore and block the guy.
I want some lunatic to send me a crazy love letter. I would have fun fucking with him... pushing him over the edge... seeing just how crazy he really is. This could be great blog material.
How does it feel to be such a love goddess, Teri?
Teri, how did you get my photo?
I think shandi is right. You should mess with the dude. Perhaps you could have Winston Magui respond.
*ROFLMAO*
um .... he was GREAT till he decided to engage that one functioning brain cell he had.
You know, the one on the left side of the nutsack (hehe).
"I can feel it every time remember that i ve just met my long search missing rib ur sweet looking face is like sweet dripping honey"
Damn, now I want some BBQ ribs.
HONEY BBQ'd, that is.
Teri, what in the HELL kind of vibes are you putting out, woman? If I were him I would shoot myself rather than have THAT......whatever the hell THAT thing he messages you with be associated with ME!
Then again, I tie down people much like that in the unit all the time, so what am I saying......lol
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